Keep your eyes on the road, smh.
What the fuck? Is this an American thing?? Here school bathrooms are often separate rooms as opposed to stalls.
"Hey, [name], I know you would like to do/talk about X with me, but I'm tired and would like to be alone because [reason explained in a way a kid can grasp easily]. We can do X some other day."
Basically just make it clear that you still like him, but you can't always be with him, and explain why.
Could be bi/pan with a preference/type, or gynesexuality/gynephilia.
Are you implying that something else would be abnormal?
You aren't 'educating' you're being a dick.
Not sure, but I think maybe Life of Brian?
Well, some drinks are Bloody Marys, and some drinks are bloody Marys.
hei mä oon tainnu jo nähä tän jakson
I'm neither American nor from a monarchy, but pledging allegiance to your country still seems less weird than to a specific person. Like, what you are quoting still "on behalf of the United States" as opposed to, say, the president. Both are weird, but pledging allegiance to a person feels weirder to me.
Be gay, do crime ig.
Thank you ancient Egyptians!