hungryphrog

Don't know about others, but I'll spin around dolphin-style and/or try and float.

Also I'd believe that having an open and honest conversation about masturbation would also make it less awkward for the kid to tell their parent if something got stuck or they injured themselves, because if something like that happens, you'd want your kid telling you about that ASAP instead of hiding it or trying to solve it on their own out of embarassment, which could lead to even more problems, because no teen wants to go like "hey mom I got [mundande object that is absolutely not safe for that use] stuck in my ass/vagina" or "hey dad my dick got stuck in [object]"

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Sorry, rare shag is all we got.

yessir🫡

#inspirational

Not with pol**ster, you ain't.

inb4 "not all men!!!"

I think that it's also the fact that children, due to being inexperienced and lacking knowledge and strength to defend themselves, which makes them easy targets.

that's about 3 and a half pants per day.

Why'd someone name themselves or name their kid "Fucking Mildred"?

that's not even a mob that's just a real human name...