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Kim Jong Un bets on tourism

Then why's she wearing one??

I hate being the 'well, akshually 🤓' guy, but what I think is going on is she's wearing a 'bra top' with built-in cups which makes it look like she's wearing a bra.

This would also explain the prominence of Uniqlo in the picture, because they sell that particular top (with the built-in cups).

From what I've read, that's a good choice!

but I'm getting ready to return to classes

So what classes will you be taking? I'm assuming you're returning to classes to pivot?

Just like in that movie, Sphere, with Dustin Hoffman.

For many people, knowing the script exactly is a good thing.

Yup! Hate it when people go off-script!
Relevant stand-up.

they definitely offed a whistleblower.

Beegi

Not to be confused with the Bee Gees.
That billionaire wasn't...

Pussy juice?

I read this like Dave Chappelle doing his Lil' Jon impression.