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is this achievable natty?

Didn't work because I've been zombified for awhile. I'm a Swiftie.

Reminds me, my local video store would make bootleg VHS copies but would sometimes reuse tapes and just print new stickers for them which I discovered when I kept All Dogs Go to Heaven playing after the credits and saw a lady getting splattered with cum. They got raided by the feds later when they tried doing it with CDs and DVDs. Miss that place.

liberalism is just human nature sweaty

the way libs talk about communism is on the same level of sophistication as evangelicals explaining how evolution is bunk

hand job or pant job - if it gets them off, it's a good job.

then you are voting for ANARCHY

I always imagined the future of wearable tech as real-time language translation, AR mapping, and accessible health monitoring, but we're just gonna get creeper porn aren't we?

Maybe indigestion. Have you been overeating? You look stuffed.

Aside from the games I missed out on as a kid, I've also been playing Morrowind with OpenMW and loaded it up with some wacky ports. It's a good time.

We love you buddy. Eagerly waiting for your next hot tweet to drop.

I nominate Joe Rogan because him doing a live podcast with aliens on their spaceship would be the funniest final hour of our lives