hmonkey

joined 10 months ago
[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 10 points 6 months ago (19 children)

I don't know what the CEO of most companies I buy from is like. I don't know how many of them were friends with Epstein or deny the Holocaust or want slavery to be legal, and I fear if I did know, it would be very difficult to maintain all the boycotts. That and Teslas have some wicked acceleration so I don't blame people for having them. Unless it's a cybertruck, those things are ugly af

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Do they allow Winnie the Pooh memes?

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)
[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 45 points 6 months ago

I wouldn't worry, she has nein lives

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I bet God spends all the offering money on hookers and blow

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 22 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Oh shit... I sometimes forget how little the truth has to bend for satire. I'm glad my dad isn't into that

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 25 points 6 months ago (6 children)

He should try just getting a blood boy like Gavin Belson did in Silicon Valley

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 7 points 6 months ago

Ah the PS Vita, reminds me of a quote from House of Cards:

"Is that a PS Vita?" -Frank Underwood

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 11 points 6 months ago

The PC can also do that and Bill Gates just turns a blind eye

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 8 points 6 months ago

I love the way this is written

[–] hmonkey@lemy.lol 2 points 6 months ago

You think he'd go around spreading Christmas cheer if they let him out? This dude's fucked up, he'll find some 92-year-old's way to make the world worse on his way out. I somehow don't really care if he spends the rest of his life in prison

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