helixdaunting

joined 2 years ago
[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago (3 children)

How do I shoot photons?

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (8 children)

If it's a wooden door that you're screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it'll have enough wood to bite into.

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

LEMMINGS

IN

SPAAAAAAAACE

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Excuse me while I stare at my big hairy (proud!) feet as I try to figure out whether or not you just insulted me.

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

"What are you talking about? It was the last 500 miles that got me here".

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Were you parked in the paint oven in a body shop in Phoenix? That's too goddamn hot.

[–] helixdaunting@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Thank you for clarifying. 👍

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