hedge_lord

joined 2 years ago
[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

I do not know how "emotional" others are but I think that I am emotional like a vulkan is emotional.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

No work experience? Obviously u just don't want to work

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago

"can I have your pronouns?" NO YOU CAN'T you fey thinking you're so sly with your word games. My girlfriend asked me "can I have your hand in marriage" and I left her immediately because I only have one of those on account of my ex wife

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Spent it on luxury bones (having teeth)

And most of it goes to my landlord and idk what he does with it

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Today is your lucky day!

Ingredients:

  • 5 green cardamom

  • 1/2 black cardamom (or more but it can be overpowering)

  • a bunch of ginger, chopped a lot (idk how to measure ginger)

  • 5 peppercorns

  • 2ts indian black tea

  • water

  • 3% milk (enough to equal the amount of water because I love milky chai)

Ingredients but optional:

  • 1 edge star anise (or fennel or smnk)

  • a bitta cinnamon

Directions:

  • put spices in mortar

  • pulverize with pestle

  • but in water with ginger on stove

  • simmer 20 minutes

  • add tea leaves

  • simmer 10 minutes

  • add milk

  • simmer 10 minutes

  • let cool

  • strain

  • enjoy!

Can be simmered for longer but I don't have time for that in the morning. Smells great tho

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I like putting black cardamom in my chai

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

When hiking in a group of people travelling at unequal speeds, it is only reasonable to have everyone move at the pace of the fastest person. Otherwise it's Not Efficient.

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I was forced to do this terrible thing in order to not starve. Instead of doing anything about it, I think that we should make anyone who didn't suffer as much have to do that terrible thing in order to not starve. Otherwise they do not deserve it.

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Omg guys I'm so addicted to working! I just can't stop workinggggg I think I'm addicted with how much I workkkk! I'm just so exploitable ;)))

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey now that's not fair, they also made the ui huge so it looks like a fisher price toy! No you can't turn it off why would you want that??

[–] hedge_lord@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
  • "Yes"
  • "No, but thank you soooo much for asking anyway! You'd be welcome to ask again and I am soooo thankful. It's a great thing that you filled the screen with this pop up for a thing I do not want. No, but thank you."

Corporate machines stole my voice that's MY VOICE give it back I have THOUGHTS to say with MY VOICE give me my voice back you ass give it back let me say what I want I need to tell them to fuck off

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