hazl

joined 6 months ago
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly! I'm the reanimated corpse of a girl I buried decades ago, and I'm just trying to act in a way that I think people will perceive as normal. If you can tell me who I am, I'll try to act like that.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I've been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh cool. I never got to go to emotional abuse camp at my school :(

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hmm? Sorry I was distracted by 3 different forms of media that I'm partially paying attention to. Enjoy your coffee 💙

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 34 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

what did you do this morning?

I... don't know. I don't even know what I'm doing here now.

remember that dog that followed us around at the beach on our family holiday in 1997?

Bensley! He was a cutie.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

So "infront" is really taking off huh?

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 weeks ago

It's the ratchet effect of language. The bar for using a stronger term is lowered, thus strong terminology becomes the minimum, and new superlatives arise for extreme circumstances.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 weeks ago

You can say "battleship" here. It's fine.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

My first thought was that odd numbers have soft edges, and even numbers are hard. I don't really know why I feel this way, but I always have. Your comment made me realise that geometry might have something to do with it.

What I still don't fully understand though, is why I attribute personality types to numbers the way I do. Why do I think that 7 is dim–witted, and 2 is arrogant? You don't have to have an answer. I just think about it sometimes.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not at all superstitious, but so quick to attach sentimental value to things that I would instinctively know that this salt can never be thrown away or used in cooking for the rest of my life. I'd have to get an ornate urn for that salt, and it would become a thing I'd have to lift each time I'm dusting the shelves. Fucking salt.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 weeks ago

I assume it left a good impression if you're using SHODAN as an avatar, and that warms my heart.

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