hazl

joined 6 months ago
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU STILL CAN RESTART IT IF YOU WANT TO! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, LUCY!

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ahh, thank you! So the truth is that she has webbed feet, which seems weird enough on its own that we don't really need the 3 toe rumor.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

I like to think of it as MTG hedging her accusation. "I think AOC has become just a little communist lately".

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I don't think it was worth following that link. I've now been to Newsweek and X and I feel gross. So here's the photo, if anyone else is curious. Pretty sure the article said it's not real, but I was kinda just skimming for an image of weird toes, so I'm not sure.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 week ago

My hair dresser is the only person to ever say this to me, and thus the only person who will ever do my hair.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When the car stereo says "chapter five" and you realise you haven't heard the last four chapters of your audio book.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 18 points 2 weeks ago

Exactly! I'm the reanimated corpse of a girl I buried decades ago, and I'm just trying to act in a way that I think people will perceive as normal. If you can tell me who I am, I'll try to act like that.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Important update: Motivated by my bout of self awareness, I decided to get in very early and prepared instead. I've been waiting for my friends in the freezing cold for half an hour. This is worse than being late.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I have somewhere to be in 4 hours. It will take me about half an hour to get there. I could get up and start getting ready, or I can get a 4–hour head start on feeling bad for being late. While browsing Lemmy.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

Oh cool. I never got to go to emotional abuse camp at my school :(

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