hazl

joined 6 months ago
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Sad because pretty girl not with me, or sad because me not pretty girl? Usually is yes.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Okay but imagine getting anally impaled and then just dying. That still seems like not a bad deal.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

"you can get 6–packs of these for"

"I'll take 17, please"

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How To With John Wilson but in LA and with less autism.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is such a nightmare to search for online. I want to find a tailor who does maid dresses. No, not bridesmaid dresses. No, not sissy maid fetish dresses. Okay now it's just dress tailors with pun names like Maid to Measure. I guess you just have to know the right people.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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SOLD!

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Okay everyone calm down. There are dedicated home, insert and delete keys. It's just that many of my keycaps don't self identify like that. Partly because I like cute keycaps, and partly because I remap those keys from time to time, and if they never had "home" or whatever written on them to begin with, I don't have to go grab my box of keycaps and switch them out.

Edit: and okay, I currently have 'end' mapped to the 'home' key on layer 2, so I'd have to press Fn + 'home' for that.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's me 😘 and I don't think you were being aggressive at all. Just sensitive. I think we're all a little edgy about being mislabelled.

It started out as the former. Every time a post made me feel warm and cosy, I noticed it was your name attached to it. Now I have you pinned to the feeds in my Lemmy client so I can specifically look at Smorty content and — not dumb — adorable comments when I want that feeling. I hope that's not too spoopy. 💙

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Please don't change too much. I scroll your posts every time the internet starts making me sad. I like your infodumps.

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I still understand your reaction, Smorty. You had a gut reaction that was unrelated to the intention of the post, and that's okay. 💙

[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago (5 children)
[–] hazl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Guessing we're talking about Jesse Singal. The man who was banned and then allowed back in after negotiating directly with bsky staff.

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