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When's the last time you saw someone with a ski mask and a gun?

Oh no. The last time I watched Red Dwarf, Rimmer looked like an adult to me, but now he looks like a kid. Oh dear.

Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I'll probably start quoting it regardless.

Lighten up

Okay is that a joke about my weight? I'm so fucking done.

Using "eggs" as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can't deny it.

Pretty weird of you to not pass unsolicited judgement on the physical attractiveness of strangers. Do you ever worry that this sort of antisocial behaviour will see you ostracised from society?

Is tea drinking a big enough deal to have its own slang?

Better to be a stupid bitch than a dumb bitch. I think we all know the difference.

Edit because I just caught myself being a dumb bitch and this is such a great example: I just did a bit of light plumbing that I've been putting off, and really hurt myself in the process. I used my fingers, with my stupidly long nails, to slide a seal over a pipe, and painfully separated those nails from those fingers in the process. I actually predicted that this would happen. It's the reason I've been putting it off. I'm a stupid bitch for injuring myself in this predictable way, but I'm a dumb bitch for my conviction that it's really the seal that's at fault here.

Not sure whether it changes anything for you, but I think they're proposing that each dollar past the 3 million be taxed at 95%. Both the 3 and the 95 being spitball numbers, of course. I'm not confident that 3 million will be worth much at all in 40 years anyway.

Charlie's still using that gamer version of Opera though. With the fake key stroke sounds enabled.

AND THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU STILL CAN RESTART IT IF YOU WANT TO! WELCOME TO THE FUTURE, LUCY!

Was there even an article to go with this headline, or do we just publish any off–hand remarks made by rich tech dudes now?