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Political candidate tells nation of immigrants that immigrants are BAD. Film at 11.

Luke: All right, I'll give it a try.

Yoda: No! Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.

[Luke tries to use the Force to levitate his X-wing out of the bog, but fails in his attempt.]

Luke: I can't. It's too big.

Yoda: Size matters not. Look at me. Judge me by my size, do you? Hmm? Hmm. And well you should not. For my ally is the Force, and a powerful ally it is. Life creates it, makes it grow. Its energy surrounds us and binds us. Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter. You must feel the Force around you; here, between you, me, the tree, the rock, everywhere. Yes. Even between the land and the ship.

Luke: You want the impossible. [sees Yoda use the Force to levitate the X-wing out of the bog and gets flustered when he does it] I don't... I don't believe it!

Yoda: That is why you fail.

Pin popping party, people!

Snappy snakes.

AI has decided you are small potatoes and only worthy of lower case levels of respect.

I am suddenly starting to question my life choices.

Krispy Kreme, anyone?

Setting the bar too high.

Barriers to entry.

Setting the bar to entry too high.

Setting the barriers to entry too high.

Setting too high the bar-barriers to entry.

Setting too high the barbarians to entry.

Setting too high the barbarians to entropy.

Setting the entropy barbarians too high.

Put a hollywood frame under it. You might need to add a wooden frame to the Hollywood frame.

Then the bed would be on wheels...not sure if you want that but it does make cleaning under it much easier.

Or just get a hospital bed.

And schmaaart.

I think you want a plastic wig, not a haircut.