guyrocket

IDK much about it, but this exists:

https://github.com/Alovoa/alovoa

Beautiful.

How to get more absolute shit from Goog?

I think this Clippy needs to make liberal use of the word "dumbass".

Looks like you're trying to eat dirt. Do you want help, dumbass?

There's an app: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.grisu.yakbak

If you consider hardware functionality, IDK why people buy consoles at all. The sky is the limit for what I can do on even a low end PC and there are significant limits to functionality on consoles. Not to mentioned the walled garden you're forced into with consoles.

Make money from software, there's little profit in hardware.

The interwebs existed long before Google. They will continue to exist long after Google.

I think sad salads are more fun: https://duckduckgo.com/?q=sad+salad&iax=images&ia=images

Woman in the top row is having a goddamn existential crisis because of her cherry tomatoes.

Plenty of adults looking like kids. "Do I HAVE to eat it?" Yes, Suzie.

Yes

It might not be the door opener. The door/springs/track may just need adjustment.

I would call your local hardware store and ask for a recommendation for a "garage door guy". Then follow his advice.

Be VERY careful with garage door springs! They can kill you. Torsion springs especially.

Bright light in a drunk's face seems like a great way to get socked in the mouth.

Flashlight on your phone, buddy.