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Also: ATM machine. So...the machine machine? Not just the machine?

I assume I'm unusual because whenever I say an acronym I think the entire phrase. So repetition like this grates on my nerves.

People do this with other acronyms...can't think of other examples now.

I loathe: "With that said...".

This is almost always meaningless words thrown in to make the listener(s) think you're more intelligent. I always think the opposite.

Interesting.

I was thinking along the lines of eharmony where (I think?) everyone pays to play. I understand the ploy you describe exists and I do want to avoid that shit.

Probably. Valid point.

Thanks. I've done it before and you are correct, there are some real assholes out there. I might get better results if I pony up some cash for a site or service.

Not sure I would ever be masochistic enough to attend one of these meetings.

Do print porn magazines still exist?

I have been thinking about trying online dating again. Not really looking forward to it because I expect it to be a mess.

I think I'll try a very minimalist approach on my profile because most people read profiles looking for reasons to reject. If I don't give many possible reasons to reject then I should increase the pool of people to date. In theory, anyway.

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Yeah, wtf. How can ANYONE EVER picnic without a bagwette? Like, duh.

Just tryin to get these mothafukin snakes on this mothafukin plane.

I am curious his much it would be if you got top tier of ALL the streaming services. Probably more than most would guess.