groupofcrows

joined 2 years ago
[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

I no longer say these because of reasons...

"why do we argue so much when we both know you are wrong"?

"if you promise to love me forever then I promise to let you love me forever".

Her aim has improved alot during this marriage.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Wife: Promise you will always listen to me.

Me: I promise to listen but not do what you say.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 10 points 2 years ago

Not yet, Palestinians are still alive. Genocide Joe, probably.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago

He can easily afford this. His lawyers keep telling everyone...

  1. Trump is a multi-billionaire.
  2. Maralago itself is worth half a billion (or more) so he only needs to sell one property.
  3. Everyone across the known universe wants to do business with Trump because he is so successful and famous. He will be back on his feet in no time, in fact he is probably laughing at how pitiful this penalty is. /s
[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 years ago

My family and I did not know any english when we came here as refugees. I learned english from watching television, lots of television. I appreciate people maintaining a modern linguistic standard so we don't revert back to shakespearean or god forbid Canadian. (I am Canadian, I'm sorry)

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

You should inject bleach using a flash light.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Im not going to bother looking for it but there are videos of the players coming into the room and one of them is heard asking if this was a joke/real. They were dressed up for fine dining at a respected instituition, not a family BBQ at the park.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

This is high class to his voters.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Thank you for building up the community.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago

All journalist are antisemitic except the ones we agree with.

IDF, probably.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago
  1. He's jewish.

  2. He's a home town kid who made it big in the city.

  3. He pays off other peoples' debts.

[–] groupofcrows@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Perhaps he needs a face diaper to contain all that shit coming out of his mouth.

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