Thank you!
goober
Years ago I had some imported drink called Jul Must. Haven't seen it since. Came from somewhere Scandinavian. Weird flavor, probably an acquired taste, and I WANT MORE!
Yup! And you can get where you'll step right over the garbage that needs taking out as you go outside and not even notice.
My grandmother's closet - old wood, old clothes, and mothballs
Sioux City birch beer is bright pink and tastes super weird but so good! At least it did thirty years ago iirc
I get that but you are not convincing me that this is good
Uncut Gems
A stressful two hours of screaming and bad decisions
There is no such thing as negative numbers. "How do you take 5 apples from 3 when there are only 3 apples?" This was in elementary school in Wisconsin. The temperature regularly goes below zero. Pointing this out got me time in the corner. I'm still kinda salty about that.
In Mississippi lol
As a northerner who lived in Tulsa for four years, I'd say Oklahoma was "Acts nice, are crazy"
You might have heard of Adam's Ale of you did enough crosswords