glitch1985

Is everything broken down in 25 years or do they do something with the remains?

Keys are in the ignition.

I'm pretty sure this kind of torture is against the Geneva conventions.

I see some small pieces of bacon also.

What kind of vinegar do you use?

Not the un-carrier! /s

They make outdoor griddles right? My neighbor makes some mean fried rice on his, egg spinning and all.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Reid

Amen.

Not all hair is on your head.

Mercury

I'm still pissed I didn't have a hovercar by the year 2000...