Seriously, why?
glennglog22
joined 2 years ago
This feels like something that would have been on comedyhomicide on The Forbidden Orange Alien Siteโข
Somehow this feels older than rage comics.
Let me tell you about my mother...
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More scritchies per scritch.
Coolest cat (.... dog) on the block.
Hm. For some reason, I felt like Apple was going to be petty enough to only make phones with USB-C ports exclusively for EU territories and leave the rest of the world with proprietary ports. Good for them for not doing that I guess.
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Of course she is. Why would mommy ever raise a worthless android peon?
Honestly, I have had thoughts of just unloading any baggage on my mind onto the person initiating small talk, with the goal of making them uncomfortable.
Stranger: Hello sir, how are y-
Me: My day was fucking horrible. First, my car caught a flat tire, then my cat vomited all over my carpet, and then this random person on the internet who I don't know called me a jollock and blah blah blah...
It'd make them feel how I feel when strangers come up and talk to me.
European kids laughing at the perceived intellectual inferiority of Americans once again