glandrid

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[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago

Pro-tip: three or more cats are called a clowder. the more you know

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Kijiji is very hit-or-miss, but you can find good stuff. Not sure of the market penetration in your area, but VarageSale may be worth trying.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Old phones stay hydrated.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I AM A SURGEON DOCTOR HAN.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 years ago

Absolute shambles, yowch.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

Definitely! There is almost always more to these type of stories, but most people just want an excuse to be outraged.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Where's the beef?!

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Old enough to get a fucking job

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 years ago

Mr. Simms: Do you have any experience?

Robbie: No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 years ago

macro imagine

what about micro pene?

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

Beans, bean, the magical fruit, The more you eat, the more you toot, So eat your beans and have a good meal, And remember to fart after every meal.

That's my regional variation.

[–] glandrid@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 years ago

In other news, an estimated 20,000 Manitoban's reported having not updated their address with various government agencies since their last move. Move at 6!

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