gizmonicus

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[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 hours ago

That assumes every seat is filled.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 day ago (7 children)

So you're saying you're unemployed?

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

It's called an occlupanid, thank you.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago

Yep, that's what I was thinking. You pull it off because you like them and it's authentic to your personality.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 days ago

I usually change the parameters to things like utm_source=yourmom, just for kicks.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

Lol, now that's thinking. Concrete block walls just wide enough to let a Prius through. I bet the truckbrians would love that so much.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (3 children)

A local parking lot to me recently needed to add more spaces, but of course, they were already occupying all the space they possibly could. So, what did they do? They made the spaces narrower and labeled them "compact" LOL. So now, the guy that double parks his giant ass truck in one of those spots will take up one and a half spaces, and people naturally just don't use the half space that's left. So instead of having more spots, you end up with a whole bunch of double parked compact spots used by XXL Fords.

Big brain ideas over here y'all.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 34 points 1 week ago

Ah yes the Ford F9000 Pedestrian Pulverizer

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I understand the problem fully. The problem of solving it is a whole different kettle of fish.

How do you break the cycle? In the USA it feels insurmountable. Nothing is close enough to be walkable, so you must have cars to do just about anything. But that makes everything more spread out, which leads to even less walkable environments and so on.

I live in a hilly area, for example. Being built around car infrastructure means that steep grades don't matter all that much because you won't be sweating your ass off pedalling up a 10% incline; you're in a 3 ton hermetically sealed air conditioned box with a 6.0L V8 chugging diesel to get your fat ass up the hill.

I'm sure that if we were building our environment around bike infrastructure and public transit and actually had to think about things like this, the entire road network and neighborhood layout would be drastically different. Without just starting over from the beginning, how do you fix that?

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

America is so fatally car brained, I've lost all hope it will ever change. I literally was yelled at yesterday for making a left turn on a two lane road on my bike because I was holding up traffic... completely ignoring the fact that the exact same situation would happen if I was in a fucking car.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Language evolves, the meaning of words change. It's a natural part of the evolution of language over time. You say hang up the phone or dial a phone number, don't you? But you don't literally hang up a phone when you're done with it or turn a literal dial anymore. But they used to work that way, so we still use that language even though the original meaning is lost.

I would argue that although this phrase originated from dismissing the opinions of actual boomers, it's become a convenient shorthand way of calling someone out of touch with current social trends without having to adapt new phrases every time a new generation takes the place of the boomers as being out of touch.

[–] gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 weeks ago

I really hope he is successful.

 
 

Description says it all. 3 years ago I hadn't hit a gap jump bigger than a bike length.

 

Video description says it all. 3 years ago I hadn't hit a gap jump bigger than half a bike length.

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
 
 

There's nothing quite like landing something for the first time. I've been eyeballing this line for almost 2 years and when I first saw it I never thought for a moment I would be riding it, but this past weekend I broke the mental barrier and executed.

 

I never thought I would do this run, but this past weekend I finally managed to break through the mental barrier and execute. I cannot describe how ecstatic I was when I got on the on-off.

 
 

What do you do when it's raining? I've been swimming and using the rock climbing wall, but I'm really missing the trail rides. How do you keep busy?

 
 
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Tombstone at Kanuga (infosec.pub)
submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by gizmonicus@sh.itjust.works to c/mtb@sh.itjust.works
 

https://youtube.com/shorts/dJLjuVoz1OE

I'm so stoked on this jump right now. I crashed on my 3rd attempt. This was the redemption run.

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