gitgud

I've been called a lot of things but tempting is definitely one of them

Yep, ol' Hillary, master of winning elections offered her two cents.

Once you two are done licking hole in here you feel free to come back out to join the rest of us.

That is the magic word, yes.

Later sweetie!

Well thank god such a renowned statistician has taken an interest in this subject.

Does the US not permit Write-In candidates or third parties? Crazy, I could have sworn they did. A miniscule, even infinitesimal chance of winning by voting for a not evil candidate sounds more morally palatable to me than voting for a war criminal. You do you though, I'm quite certain your conscience can handle it.

Nope, just the ability to perform elementary arithmetic.

Or you can choose something else entirely and not support a genocide. Turns out, if enough people do this, there's even a small chance they might win. There's even a chance that if they don't win that this will push or even terrorize one of the major parties into moving to your position. But perhaps your conscience allows you to support a genocide. I certainly don't have the stomach for that though.

Edit: A word

Secret Jump Street?

If the choices are fascism or moderate fascism, maybe try offering something better than fascism?

Irony detector broken