genuineparts

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[–] genuineparts 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Proxmox Machine: Vimes
LinuxVM (Web and Appserver): Carrot
WinServer: Angua
NAS: Colon
OPNSense Router: Pessimal

[–] genuineparts 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yes. But science knew about the Prime Minister.

[–] genuineparts 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah but equally that original plague bacterium has no clue about antibiotics and no resistances. So you'll be fine. As probably will be people in the Future. Or they died out without you anyway.

[–] genuineparts 5 points 2 years ago

Er näht das Ozonloch zu Er pflanzt 'nen neuen Regenwald im nu Die Hungersnöte stopft er mit der Tofu-Kanone Erklärt die ganze Welt zur Antiwahlfangzone

[–] genuineparts 4 points 2 years ago

I feed my cheese nothing but cats. Organic cats.

[–] genuineparts 25 points 2 years ago

But uranium is 'eavier.

[–] genuineparts 7 points 2 years ago

Er hat Jehova gesagt!

[–] genuineparts 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The joke is calling Oe24 a newspaper. It's colorful Toiletpaper.

[–] genuineparts 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The problem is most cars are given back after being impounded for a bit, because you have to really speed for confiscation to stick. 80km/h over in the city (50km/h limit... so 130km/h in the city...) and 90km/h on the Autobahn (130km/h limit) or Country roads (100km/h limit) so it's fairly toothless.

[–] genuineparts 7 points 2 years ago

I should call him....

[–] genuineparts 22 points 2 years ago

Oh no the huge manatee! It's the alpaca lips!

[–] genuineparts 2 points 2 years ago

Solution

It's the dot on line 9

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