genuineparts

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[–] genuineparts 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If anyone is as curious as I was:

Luke 10:18: He replied, “I saw Satan fall like lightning from heaven.

[–] genuineparts 12 points 2 years ago

Osaker! What did you do with the Light bulbs, Osaker?

[–] genuineparts 3 points 2 years ago

Wagahai wa neko de aru!

[–] genuineparts 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Meinem Opa wurde der Rollator gefladert
Mörder asozial... oida. Mei urlaub is vorbei... I kunnt speim.

[–] genuineparts 13 points 2 years ago

Make it a double.

[–] genuineparts 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

No trigonometry gets you Tridents.

[–] genuineparts 6 points 2 years ago

Nooooooooo! I'm delicious!

[–] genuineparts 5 points 2 years ago

When they came for the dinglebops I said nothing becasue I was not a dinglebop.

[–] genuineparts 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Sounds like someone is calling to "Hack Tuaw"

[–] genuineparts 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

HOooo.....

the fuck is taking a picture of me?!

[–] genuineparts 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

What? Why would I have nightmares about the thing that secures my continued paycheck?
I fucking love 'em.

[–] genuineparts 2 points 2 years ago

"Cien net ce pas un évier"

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