genuineparts

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[–] genuineparts 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.

[–] genuineparts 3 points 1 year ago

Same vibe as this picture:

[–] genuineparts 4 points 1 year ago

Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In My Lane. Focused. Flourishing.

[–] genuineparts 4 points 1 year ago

Apperantly Vatican is bigger than Vatican.

[–] genuineparts 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Doesn't flashing mean it's currently misfiring?
I agree that you need to pull over because you're gonna ruin your Catalysator ($$$) but the oil pressure light is definitively more scary as that means your engine will at the very least seize if there is no oil pressure.

[–] genuineparts 1 points 1 year ago

Asexuals I presume

[–] genuineparts 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] genuineparts 3 points 1 year ago

As we say here: "A bisserl schwund is imma." Translation: "There is always a little bit of loss."

[–] genuineparts 7 points 1 year ago

Howdy my old chap.

[–] genuineparts 2 points 1 year ago

Cry havok and let slip the hogs of war!

[–] genuineparts 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You say that but remarkably few of us died and in retrospect I wonder how.

[–] genuineparts 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's either my broken self or a symptom of the time that I cannot tell if this is a honest question. I hope it isn't.

Just in case: It's not a real thing. Yet.

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