froztbyte

joined 2 years ago
[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago

oh that's pretty great

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago

methinks the poster doth protest too much

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 12 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

“our tools” says the poster, speaking of the non-consensually built plagiarism machine powering abuses

which “our” is that? does the boot require a lickee?

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago (10 children)

the casual undertone of “hmm is assault okay when the thing I anthropomorphised isn’t really alive?” in your comment made me cringe so hard I nearly dropped my phone

pls step away from the keyboard and have a bit of a think about things (incl. whether you think it’s okay to inflict that sort of shit on people around you, nevermind people you barely know)

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)

yeah I wasn’t sure about what to post either but this about gets it

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 2 points 8 months ago

like eating a Big Mac straight from the time capsule where someone buried it

there’s some kind of new reality / competition show in this. I’m thinking mixture “you can’t eat that many burgers!” challenge shit, preservation/archivist commentators, and organic chemists and good dieticians as adjudicators

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 4 points 8 months ago

oh, I guess then you must be the Tech Friend

either way you probably want to stfu

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago

look bro just 10 more ~~reps~~ gpt3s bro itl’ll get you there bro I swear bro

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago

“look, Mme Karen, this is definitely not a rotten tomato. it can’t be a rotten tomato, we don’t sell rotten tomatoes. you can see here on the menu that we don’t have rotten tomatoes on offer. and see here, on your receipt, where it says quinoa salad? absolutely not rotten tomatoes!” explains the manager fervently, avoiding a tableward glance at the pungent red blob with as much will as they can muster

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 5 points 8 months ago

decimal is a severely underappreciated library

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 6 points 8 months ago

a ferengi wouldn’t - props for keeping in character at least

[–] froztbyte@awful.systems 10 points 8 months ago

I dunno how to tell you this but the Setting Money On Fire company isn’t losing money on account of it being a weirdo NPO structure…

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