Petition to make @dazedandconfused our very own honourary Hugh Hefner
Homie gets more ass than a toilet seat I swear, goddamn! Sounds like you had A LOT of fun!!
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Ah man, sorry to hear about the LTR. Naturally with a bit of distance, things can feel off. Maybe it would help to remember why you dated her in the first place, and put that energy into a call/text? Maybe she would appreciate the recognition!
Here's hoping you guys are still strong over Christmas!
Sometimes all you need is a tasty dong, amirite?
Keep going with those toys, and you'll be our human Kirby!
Goddamn, what a hot story!
I haven't been on here for quite some time. In short - I was made redundant at my job and was very quickly shitting myself (I literally got myself a house a month ago and I've got myself a mortgage) and going job-hunting. I had an interview last week, so I'm hoping that has gone well and I get an offer soon.
So up until now, no naughty fun. In fact, quite the opposite.
On Sunday I went out on a date with a lady I met off Hinge. We seemed to have conversational chatter with our voice notes, so I figured it would be good to meet her in person.
She was quite shy and didn't really do much talking (I'm sure I chatted both our ears off) outside of other opportune moments where she seemed really excited. She also told me (both on the date and in voicenotes up to the date) that it takes her a long time to warm up to people. For reference, she is divorced and her ex basically emotionally abused her as well as quite literally had an affair for half their marriage as well as had a kid with another woman while forcing my date to be on the pill (at the time she really wanted kids). So yeah, scumbag and I'm not surprised she was shy.
HOWEVER! She has agreed to another date with some Egyptian VR thing as the date in the new year, and we've even agreed to try and meet up before the new year as a dinner date. So that was really nice!
The one thing I am kicking myself over is that I didn't kiss her. Two reasons:
- She did say she took some time to warm up. She seemed to really like me, but I didn't want to risk overstepping my boundaries.
- She was quite literally coughing throughout the date. She wasn't feeling well, but still turned up (I mean, that's got to count for brownie points, right?)
I do hope we get a date soon so I can get the opportunity to kiss her though. We seem to have so much in common and she's just such a delight, not to mention she doesn't deserve even half the shit she's received with her shitty ex. It would be nice to see the relationship progress :)
Did you colour your hair?? You wear the brunette look really well!!
Yeah, I know that feeling! Sorry that you had the cold!!
Very nice and very wholesome!
It just came out. It was a sequel to an old game called Alan Wake back in the Xbox 360/PS3 era.
I didn't really enjoy the first game, but I've heard so many good things about the sequel that I felt like i might as well pick it up!
Oh don't worry. I've been in bed with COVID all week so I haven't been anywhere. Plus, it helped me put some perspective on things. At first I felt sorry for myself, but now I'm grateful of where I'm at.
Dating apps have not gone from my phone, and even my friend was like "mate, it's only been a week. CHILL!" And he seems to get girlfriends like anything - so if he's telling me to chill, I gotta chill.
So glad to hear you got along well with the big dong.
I've tried anal toys in the past and good grief, some of them ain't for me (I'm clearly very tight) so I know that pain all too well. Looking forward to the update!