Why were you such absolute shit parents?
(I already know the answer)
Edit: I had no idea my parents were on Lemmy… Obviously, they would downvote… why anyone would agree with being shit parents, I can’t imagine, but your kids will be here to talk all about it, and very soon
To all the shitty parents out there: fuck you. You will get yours.
We don’t need no
Beak control
Yeah, well, the North American plug is obviously the best. After all, we invent everything electric.
“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
— George Orwell, Nineteen Eighty-Four
Lol, gotcha. That does remind me of robot chicken
Kind of like when you go to a grocery store and see their generic brand, but it has really awesome packaging, so you buy that instead.
Publix is a great example of this.
The press office for the Washington Commanders should totally post something like this on Twitter.
Star Trek: the animated series was kind of crazy
Yet, incredibly delicious
It’s like when Hitler toured Italy. Or when Mussolini toured Germany. Either way, what the fuck.
Because you can just do that now, apparently