flathead

joined 2 years ago
[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

and they will come with full self-driving

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

They should have booked the cabbage to keynote instead of her.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

I love you, bot.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Linux, dovecot, postfix and a large quantity of pain medication.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 18 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Hookers and blackjack coming soon.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago

Frenzied fish fucking frustrating Floridians.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

An absolute masterpiece - here's a piped link:

https://piped.video/watch?v=2UoHb0ziMDA

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

EXCLUSIVE Magnus Carlsen Interview ft. GothamChess https://piped.video/watch?v=Fc1qPumIyXM

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 35 points 2 years ago

Help, help, I'm being repressed!

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago

I'm getting laid.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 0 points 2 years ago

Poor BadActorLol - can't even land a comedy porn gig. Maybe time to reconsider your Hollywood dreams and head on home, my guy.

[–] flathead@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Every day is pizza day here!!! That's what makes us a "Great Place to Work" (GPTW^TM^)

Would you care for a chair massage?

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