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Other inits cut out udev and logind and run away giggling into the sunset, obviously
*ssd. HDDs are somewhat good for storing large amounts of data, and the os ain't it (unless windows, probably)
How about Numbers 31:17-18 where Moses says:
Now therefore kill every male among the little ones, and kill every woman that hath known man by lying with him.
But all the women children, that have not known a man by lying with him, keep alive for yourselves.
As a Russian bot, I'm deeply offended
All clothes are no-iron clothes if you DGAF enough :)
At least he has a chicken
If you want something like graphene or calyx (I.e. with additional de-googling and security improvements), take a look at DivestOS: https://divestos.org/pages/devices#device-blueline
Crdroid (which claims performance improvements, but also has a lot of customization options; reminds me of now deceased resurrection remix) is also good but doesn't seem to officially support your device. There may be some ports on XDA, tho.
Sure, don't mock. Just test in production
Just shove wondows in a VM or something
You're probably looking for these 2
3.4 ounces of sulfuric acid, 3.4 ounces of nitric acid, 3.4 ounces of glycerine... Bam blyat!