figjam

joined 2 years ago
[–] figjam@midwest.social 38 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I would guess that if you live in a castle you already have money.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 5 points 1 month ago

The Jizz-o-scope in use

[–] figjam@midwest.social 11 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Yes, but we also include turnips and rutabaga. I've been tempted to add beets but don't want it to look like a murder

[–] figjam@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In the normal world, yes. All bets are off when everyone involved ignores laws and manages by vibes.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 2 points 2 months ago

Hey, I just like skulls.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 3 points 2 months ago

Depends on how well staffed HR is. Big multi national company? Fuck yeah they are checking every box. Cory who does HR alone and watches the front desk while Betty is at lunch? No fucking way.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 7 points 2 months ago (4 children)

he has always been a bit of a tosser. What did he do to lose you?

[–] figjam@midwest.social 45 points 2 months ago

90s will Smith was the shit.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 10 points 2 months ago

Nothing happened.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 15 points 2 months ago

My step dad believes that the history of the physical world is as his mother explained it to him 70 years ago.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

It's possible gold has twenty years or less of being high value left.

In 20 years florida and NYC may be underwater.

[–] figjam@midwest.social 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Game of thrones

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