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I would let myself become destitute before I paid that.

I kept trying to see what the cars in the picture were doing wrong. Apparently they're mad about the Coke ad.

As an American, I thought our cultures were relatively similar being both former British colonies. What different cultural interests are you referring to?

Yeah, those are great for something that will be sitting idle most of the time, awful for anything else.

Can we add bellicose relations with a lot of their neighbors over the expansionist goals they're pushing?

Yup, that makes total sense. Kind of surprising they didn't have the TZ on there in the first place but it happens.

The parts I like are the attention to detail on the size of the bread being perfectly rectangular, the cheese slices being perfectly equally sized, and the consistently overlapping slices of ham that span the exact length of the bread. Then that all combines to form a shitty looking sandwich. Perfectly optimized sandwich designed by accountants.

Notably they would also have access to normal physical light switches. Oh no, someone in the room could turn my lights on or off, the horror.

Is he bored or something?

I feel like they've left out a lot of context

This is totally believable and probably the correct move.

Wait until you hear how other dating services used to work