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There’s also no door on the bus

The cpu doesn’t have a wife and kids to feed

I hate that they actually became valuable over the years. I gave all my Pokémon cards (and my crystal game boy color) to some kid in my neighborhood when I out grew them. I at least hope he had fun with that stuff.

The background is transparent but on Apollo I can just make out the words “this is picture of endorsed by a member of [paypal logo] mafia (you know who)”

The bar I used to work at just had a bunch of toilets in full enclosed stalls, a urinal section around the corner from that, and then communal sinks

This is an example of the gotcha this test did, you can read the question two different ways. Making the number below the question one million, or making the number itself below one million.

Imma need a chemist to tell me if it’s possible to actually break down a human body and extract the microplastics from it

The bane of everyone who’s ever played Plague Inc

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Just get a few of those little battery powered ones as a stop-gap.

It hasn’t become that color, it always was that color, we just didn’t take good pictures of it

I like how Larson could draw people well when he wanted to