exocrinous

joined 2 years ago
[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

This rule comes into effect in 2032, mind you, so it's not as aggressive as I'd like, but it is good.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why doesn't the Chinese federal government just ban new coal developments?

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Probably osteoarthritis

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

Well clearly these designers aren't familiar with the Master Chief. 8 foot tall super soldier, self insert.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

The bottle on the right looks more fun. I'd rather drink that one.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's not a saber, sabers are curved. It's a cutlass.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Okay but then why is he less buff??

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

It doesn't work like that. The biggest danger of plastic waste is that it can release microplastics into our waterways and food supply. You can clean up tossed bottles, but you can't clean microplastics.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 4 points 2 years ago

Good fucking luck. I'll just cycle away. Where is your god now?

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ocean's heavier than hair

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

If there's a nuclear war I'd rather be using the decentralized, free to use mode of transport that is bikes. Or legs. When the war comes all the car drivers will run out of fuel in a couple days and have to steal it, but I already have a bicycle and cannot be stopped by the breakdown of society.

[–] exocrinous@startrek.website 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Maybe the puppy got moved up a year in school. That's seven dog years, you know.

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