enkille

over here killing it, ringu style

looks like it's time for him to face the music

i miss when the cost of eggs was our biggest concern

i think the only real criteria is pork butt/shoulder cooked slowly and hand-pulled. i smoke mine for 14 hours or so with hickory and oak. bbq sauce is optional, and in my opinion it's unnecessary. i've thrown leftovers into mac & cheese or quesadillas, but usually just have it on a bun.

is your roast pork a pork loin? those are pretty tasty too.

pulled pork - low effort, high reward

those poor unfortunate souls!

got in trouble once for swearing in school. the teacher made me tell my parents i'd have detention the next day. i didn't tell my parents, didn't know how i'd get myself out of this pickle, woke up the next day to a few inches of snow on the ground (in march, in north carolina) and school was cancelled. teacher never brought it up, and apart from remembering it vividly, never suffered any consequences.

oh, and another time when i had just gotten my license and someone almost clipped into my front bumper on the interstate so i jerked the wheel and ended up doing almost a 540 at 70mph in 3 lanes of traffic. i jerked the wheel left like a dumbass to avoid getting hit, started to spin, jerked the wheel back to the right (continuing the dumbass trend), did a rotation and a quarter. didn't hit anything and landed facing the correct direction on the shoulder. what really surprised me was how little i actually had to jerk the wheel to make it lose traction.

Porcupine Tree - Where We Would Be comes to mind for me.

if you haven't heard of air, it's an invisible blend of gases so addictive, we suffer fatal withdrawal symptoms within minutes of our supply being cut off

ah yes, right around the time he announces his healthcare overhaul plans