emerald

So how many months out are we from Meta rebranding to, idk, "Artifice" or something

The comments in your code being too woke

slipping away

Just now?

Excellent

Now do goatse hands

So weird that this keeps happening

So tired of these click bait headlines smh

Wait was it set on fire or did the Teslas "Just Do That" as they are known to

I tend to use the names of angels for my personal devices (which surprisingly was inspired by this and not NGE)

For laptops I tend to use demons instead, just seems to fit better (which actually was inspired by Gundam IBO but this is the list)

For example:

• desktop (Linux side) is Raziel
• desktop (windows side 😩) is Azrael
• main laptop is Gusion
• eBay Thinkpad is Barbatos

"3! 2! 1!" Is just what I say when doing some potentially deleterious action after rsyncing a few key directories to a separate volume

When you get your car loan discharged go lean on the car. Nothing they can do after that.

I'm all about efficiency