egg1918

Hey everyone, I just heard back from my college applications and I got accepted into the School of the Americas!

I fast because I frequently forget to eat

No, I'm first

That is a child

You got a link to somewhere I can read about those logging lasers? That sounds sick

My old boss had a dump truck like this and it was sick. That thing had the tightest turning radius because you're seated in front of the wheels. Very useful for work in a city

Fuck, spend that $100k on a luxury sports car instead.

This is what fucks me up about all these trucks. A $100k sports car would be way cooler and way more fun than an identical truck to every other thumb headed chud on the road

Do you remember the name of that video?

I wonder how many eggs we've cracked here. Certainly mine

He is genuinely such a pathetic man

Also

I spent this eclipse doing the same thing I did during the last eclipse: making someone else rich