eestileib

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[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 32 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, you can fuck off Dean Cain.

Superman is an assimilated Jewish diaspora immigrant.

"Name?"

"Kal-El"

"Clark Kent, got it."

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She knew exactly what she was going to be defending. She used all the code words and dog whistles from the start.

Her presence on a project will raise my eyebrows.

So I'm assuming she will head to Mozilla or Ubuntu.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Sure.

I totally agree that absolutely anybody with current training in anything would have made me pay dearly for my stupidity.

However, because I'm a random American who played football, I was the one with the scintilla more experience, and I got to keep my teeth.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

The American dudes who played sports in high school and are now in their 20s and 30s haven't had their health collapse yet.

European cops are way more intimidating than American cops, by and large. I'm not trying to be jingoistic, I'm just saying that running after someone who is carrying something is the version of the national sport the vast majority of us actually play.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

This isn't about standing up and doing axe kicks and shit, this is about chasing somebody down and getting the ball back from them.

I've personally chased somebody down who assumed they could outrun me because I was fat, ten years after the last time I played gridiron.

My knees were wobbly and I was a little lightheaded afterward, but it's the one athletic ability your stereotypical dumbass American will have. We'll literally break our own ankle trying to do a stepover. Or maybe that's just me. 😄

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 3 weeks ago (46 children)

In São Paulo it was a little mini-assault.

You'd get shoved from behind, maybe bumped into from the side, while yet another guy is actually taking your shit. Extra credit if you're at a curb so you stumble.

Then everybody splits, your instinct is to turn around to see the guy who shoved you, by the time you've done that and realized what happened, your shit is goooone.

What are they doing in Paris that the mark has a chance to grab them? I guess if you're in a reasonably athletic pack of 4-5, but at that point surely there are easier targets?

I suppose people who don't watch American sports don't appreciate that there are many obese Americans who can still run 40 yards in six seconds and expertly smash you into the ground when they get there.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 3 weeks ago

All my life I've been hearing propaganda tarring all Jewish people as being murdering racist colonizers.

It's very strange that that propaganda is now coming from the government of Israel and wealthy Jewish people in the US.

Seems like a really stupid and counterproductive move, but I'm sure they know what they're doing.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 weeks ago

Oh, many many of them.

Sometimes text-mode, sometimes fundamental-mode, sometimes picture-mode, tex-mode, ess-mode...

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 weeks ago (5 children)

I still use emacs

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

And they thank you for your compliance.

We're all making friends here aren't we.

But seriously, the party doesn't even respect the primary elections that I have been voting in as a registered democrat who has given many small-time donations and all of my votes over the years.

They didn't follow our own organizational rules, why should I trust them with my money? They already have my stinking vote.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Penises don't have bones in them, overall body size is a poor indicator of penis size.

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