This is a truly impressively terrible summary. I mean just the fact that the second word is "then" is something to behold. But then the second paragraph switches perspective without any warning so nobody has any idea who "you" refers to.
Also, I mean, the fact that it literally cut out everything that happened.
"Nesting chamber" and "eating chamber" sound so much classier than "bedroom" and "kitchen". The fact that they're like 10cm apart from one another...well...it's a tough real estate market out there.