dumbass

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] dumbass@quokk.au 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I have a coupon for one free Ass To Mouth Waffle stick.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

ahh shit, my bad, could I also get a large coke and a large fries with that as well?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 15 points 3 weeks ago (8 children)

Give me one Ass To Mouth Waffle Stick please.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 3 weeks ago

I'M GONNA GRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 2 points 3 weeks ago

Scott Steiner.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 20 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (7 children)

How about you fix it then superman!? Fucking saving a single city on the entire planet, just because he wants to bone a chick there.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 7 points 3 weeks ago

Don't program it to be a nazi?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 28 points 3 weeks ago

What a weird fucking time we live in.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 25 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Damn he looks good for 92 years old. the only 92 year Olds I know look like Draugr's in cardigans.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Meanwhile, I as a man, see a spider, scream like I'm in a Hitchcock film and require a brave calm woman to save me from it.

Hollywood writers are dumbass's.

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