dumbass

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[–] dumbass@quokk.au 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, I think I need to give my username up to this guy.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 4 points 2 weeks ago

What about party busses?

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 14 points 2 weeks ago

The Meta prison purse®™

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I quit. I'm never touching the devil's weed again!

It's not worth getting stoned if there's even a 0.0000000000000000000000001% chance of become him.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 17 points 2 weeks ago

Ohh really, it goes:

get fuck for real!
are you kidding me
10 bucks entrance
just to go and pee
you'll be hearing
from my lawyer
you're getting fired
where's your manager
now I'm being arrested see
this is what happens when they charge a fee.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (4 children)

It's fitting that they have an asshole in their logo.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Get fucked! For real!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 9 points 2 weeks ago

I kept seeing Coldplay memes and thought, hell yeah it's talk shit about Coldplay week again!

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I didn't choose to be a dumbass, I was born a dumbass.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 16 points 2 weeks ago

Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 11 points 2 weeks ago

Round bottom corners, you make the rocking world go round!

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