dumbass

Currently I'm number 4, but after this joint I'll be number 9.

The old, Am I having a stroke or is it just Germany waking up.

I'm hard of hearing and Hollywood insists on making dialogue bearly audible, so I need to use subtitles to understand wtf the character just mumbled.

Also, she doesn't suck at eating popcorn, that's the suprise popcorn you find after you've demolished the rest of the popcorn.

Me screaming over the comms: REAL PERSON! REAL PERSON! GIVE ME A REAL PERSON!

Yeah this is from Veo, it's good, but they need to give you more than 3 generations a day.

How the fuck did Ric Flair out live Hogan?

I'd rather not speak Ill of the dead... So I'll be quiet.

I'll do it.

Hulk Hogan was a narcissistic, racist, hypocritical piece of shit.

In the words of the immortal Sheiky Baby: FUCK THE HULK HOGAN, FUCKING BITCH!

I just searched Xbox coffin and it was the first image. I'm too lazy to plan shit.

You gotta hit the Devil's food cake, that really takes the edge off.

My head canon is that Mr Burns had him rigorously test tanning beds for him, but only to see how much Smithers could take and not for Mr Burns to use.

Janeway: Support NASA now! Don't make me do a Tuvix on you. I'll doit it and I'll enjoy it. Try me.