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I wrote a romance story. (lemmy.ca)
 

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.ca/post/39612559

John goes to the bar, which is a daily occurrence. Mia the bartender does not like John's policies as Senator. When seeing John, Mia is reminded of the risk of a catastrophic income reduction as a result of abolishing the minimum wage, which John supports. Mia believes that drinking alcohol is the only way to become dumb enough to want to abolish the minimum wage, so starting today, he refuses to give alcohol to John. This becomes a physical fight. John tries to go behind the counter to grab alcohol. Mia throws John's entire body back, slamming his head on the ground. Mia then shouts at John "Your support for abolishing the minimum wage gives me stress. It's your fault that I'm still single because I have too much stress to attract anyone." John says "You're single? Me too!" They stare at each other for ten seconds. Mia says "Let's go on a date in the park right now." John accepts, then they go to the park. They sit at a table. Mia massages John's back for a few seconds, then John says "I'm John, and I approve this massage."

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The summer break urge to try a textile background image (infosec.pub)
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YSK that if you catch someone plagiarizing on a school assignment, it might be a fun opportunity to expose a bigger for-profit plagiarism scheme. Especially if the student is suspiciously defensive. (lemmy.ca)
 

Professor Douglas Sandy at Arizona State University once caught someone plagiarizing. After being told things like "you will hear from my lawyer", he got curious and found books online that were supposedly written by this student. After getting one or more of them, he discovered that wildly big chunks (I can't remember if it was the whole thing) of books were plagiarized. I can't remember what happened after.

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Is there a cable that allows the device to show an alert if the user does not grab the correct part when unplugging? (lemmy.ca)
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Erererrrerreereerreereeereeee (infosec.pub)
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"submitter didn't know the difference. Perhaps, because he was focused on delivering quality product and didn't delve that deep into the terminology. This is a wrong attitude towards your allies" (savannah.nongnu.org)
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What alternative to GnuPG has a compatible interface (for use by Git) and does not leave behind an active lock (like pubring.db.lock) when something crashes? (lemmy.ca)
 

Alternative to GPG

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Creator of Python has "" on his personal website (lemmy.ca)
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Books (infosec.pub)
Who the hell can afford a printer in c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

Don't ask Richard Stallman to view a non-printed webpage.

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Does seeing daylight create an illusion of being a little more warm? (lemmy.ca)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by dullbananas@lemmy.ca to c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
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In addition to the real warmth caused by daylight

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as NFT is in fact NFT + evil use case. in c/justpostsomething@sh.itjust.works
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

That's even more evil!

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I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as NFT is in fact NFT + evil use case. (lemmy.ca)
What are some good places/activities where a middle-aged man can make new friends? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Look for events in church bulletin

Fox news trying to explain github. in c/programmer_humor@programming.dev
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

When i was around 12 years old i thought it was "respiratory"

What water bottles are completely free from the problem of weird chipping/shavings of the material which could put material in the water, even when dropping it or when using Bottle Bright tablets? in c/nostupidquestions@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've seen chipping on two black plastic Hydro Flask wide mouth lids, and it looks unsafe.

The last time I drank out of a reusable bottle, I felt a string-like thing on my tongue, and when I grabbed it out, it was black, and way too thick to be hair. I don't know for sure where it came from, and I'm only 80% sure it's a problem with the bottle or lid.

The metal version of the Hydro Flask wide mouth lid has a 1-star review about "yummy metal shavings".

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What water bottles are completely free from the problem of weird chipping/shavings of the material which could put material in the water, even when dropping it or when using Bottle Bright tablets? (lemmy.ca)
This page on fsf.org takes you to google.com when you click on an unrelated image in c/foss@beehaw.org
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago

Oh, seems like I didn't consider the possibility that the href value I saw in the inspector is dynamically generated.

Watch me and others from improv class perform during this show tonight! in c/dullbananas_highlights@lemmy.ca
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

proven to increase rizz

WHAT

Looking for the perfect 5 year anniversary gift? in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago

A new set of knives can include things like glue.

When people say "just be yourself" and criticize intentions, they confuse the glass box with the personality inside, and they take their own glass's cleanliness (what makes it transparent) for granted in c/showerthoughts@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago

An example of something that makes personality less visible is social anxiety. Changing that kind of stuff doesn't mean that one is wrongly "forcing it" or being less genuine.

Some advice mentioned in these comments are examples of criticizing the intention of finding a romantic partner ("intention" might have been too vague): https://www.reddit.com/r/CatholicDating/comments/1h0gy5r/what_is_some_advice_christian_people_swear_is/

Alternative phrasing of my observation: ... they confuse personality with the box surrounding it, and they take their own box's transparency for granted

I used to eat yogurt that is pre-mixed. Now I eat yogurt where the fruity part is at the bottom and I mix it myself. in c/Dullsters@dullsters.net
'Baby shark, doo, doo.' Popular kids' song used to deter the homeless in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Ends don't justify means (CCC 1753)

Linus does not fuck around in c/linuxmemes@lemmy.world
[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 months ago

Literally the most controversial lemmy comment in the search results for "the" on lemmy.ca

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