dullbananas

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[Very unique spam email sent from a foreign country to my git email. Some parts redacted.]

Pakistan Cybercrime Cell / Computer Centre Police Headquarters,2-Dev Samaj Road, Lahore

DECREE FROM COURT.

We have detected your Internet IP address activities. It is quite unfortunate to turn your official or private Internet into a [redacted] cyber especially when the victims are women and minor children.

Our laboratories are equipped with state of the art spider/crawling digital software and equipment, having forensic capabilities such as extraction of deleted data from hard disks and mobile phones, imaging and hash value calculation, forensic servers and portable forensic tools for on-site examination, facility to extract data from latest Android or IOS as well as Chinese phones.

Based on the above, it is extremely difficult for any victim to consciously or unconsciously visit [redacted] sites without being digitally captured. More information or clarification on the court order will be made available to you upon receipt of your response within 24 hours; our office operates 24 hours / 5 days.

Be assured that serious legal action will be taken against you if you fail to respond to this notice within 12 hours of receipt. To forewarn is to forearm.

 

(context, added much later: this is mocking a trend of Instagram stories that tell Trump voters to unfollow and a bunch of other stuff about it)

 

Edit: including corruption of superblocks

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I mostly believe that

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Did you think that word limits or finite space in assignments existed to help you not reach your life word limit?

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 2 points 10 months ago (3 children)

I want the process of switching between things to always be the same

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 0 points 10 months ago

Dopamine receptors that aren't severely down-regulated.

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca -5 points 10 months ago

After I quit porn, I became more sensitive to the minds and souls of women, and now my sexual attraction can flow to a desire for the women being happy.

This may seem counterintuitive if you have an addiction involving lust, but I am now more completely reveling in my sexuality.

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago (4 children)

At my Catholic high school, one of the teachers who was a Dominican sister told us that animals can't go to heaven but it's possible for them to be recreated in heaven.

I feel fine as long as my rabbit didn't go to purgatory or hell, but non-eternal souls are hard to relate to

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 10 months ago

The class is for a general studies requirement and I don't like it that much

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 19 points 10 months ago

Today I learned that apt is like apt-get but newer

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

my niece made it to like 8 thinking that aunts were adults and uncles were kids

This fits well with the accidental mild misandry in Catholic school when we learned about differences between men and women. One of the books we had to read said something like "men consistently outperform their female counterparts at making almost miraculously stupid decisions"

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 29 points 10 months ago (9 children)

I thought that apt-get was a wrapper around the apt command

[–] dullbananas@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Talking about something is slightly more fun if the other people have not already seen a Lemmy post that says the same thing, and using this Lemmy community as originally intended significantly reduces the amount of discussion-worthy things that haven't been told online before.

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