Well obviously you try to fuck the fish first, but it doesn't give anything so you try the next best thing.
drolex
joined 2 years ago
They've almost found the phi-male. Keep looking, guys!
Just answer 'Constantinopolis'. It must have been true at some point.
A job well done. Hope you got the beer you deserved (or something to your taste)
Me to my wife yesterday evening: "I think EV chargers are not growing very fast. It's constantly on my mind and I'm pretty sure the growth is not great"
My wife this morning: "Huge news!"
Après 30 ans d'interactions avec les forces de l'ordre, je peux donner mon guide personnel :
- la mumu : contrôle d'identité dans un rayon d'un km autour de chez moi, tutoiement aléatoire, voitures pourries, vont t'aider à changer un pneu
- la nationale : contrôle d'identité au-delà d'un kilomètre, tutoiement obligatoire, m'engueulent quand je me fais cambrioler, ont les plus jolies voitures, mains sur la crosse du flingue
- gendarmerie : contrôles au péage, vouvoiement, propres sur eux, sentent bon, pas d'interaction humaine
Nice try, Dubya
"2025: during the great war against the gays and windfarms, the president successfully strikes a masterful blow to his enemies by closing the twitter account of a Mars robot"
Sorry I might not be up-to-date with the fash parlance, but is 'less lethal' some sort of official nomenclature?
"It's OK you're not quite dead, it was a less lethal bullet to your head, ahah. OwO"
I am amazed by the times.
The translation is not very accurate. It should be read something like this:
be me rune master
concealing runes of power
Chad comes and breaks the monument
plagueOfMaleficence.jpg
insidiousDeath.exe
lmao why are Chads like this?
[Insert pepe]
I'm sure he speaks like Matt Berry "hello flight XY1234, be warned that you're flying tremenDOUSly towards a huMONgous airplane. AAAAH! Please avert collision, yes?"
This is completely different!
However, as a manly army of manly men, we'll need a banner. Let's say one colour per man flavour, in horizontal stripes : red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple. And since we are very proud of our virility we should organise some parade of this pride (name to be found).
Good job. Let's reward ourselves with a nice evening at the hammam.