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Thank you Legio XIX!

I've heard that she took a job as an evil goddess of death and destruction for a year to get in the role.

Classic pen vs. sword argument.

Is the pen actually mightier than the sword? Try to answer that with a sword through your scapula.

😎

When he continued, asking whom Hannibal considered third, he named himself without hesitation"

You think you're cool? Think again.

Thanks for the source!

Do we have any witness reports or commentaries of this encounter? It's the first time I've heard of it! Levels of badassery not seen since then I suppose.

Seneca haters unite 😎

"The Emperor has weak hands everyone says so. I have very strong hands, the strongest hands". This POS I swear on Minerva.

Not so cunning, Mr. Linguist?

Then a pangolin maybe?

Fun fact: the word "pangolin" comes from the malay word "panggoling" which means approximately "pangolin".*

* this is probably wrong, too. I don't know shit about the malay language, to my shame

Zimbabwe obviously 🇿🇲 ah fuck

Writing? Why? I just shout at my underlings.

The wheel? My jet doesn't need wheels, probably.

Math? Useless. I don't pay taxes so what's the point?

Sailing? My yacht doesn't have sails.

Laws? They don't apply to me.

Seals? Okay they are cute little freaks.