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Yes sir. A toy for boys. Are we speaking of a genderfluid boy maybe or an honest god-fearing, completely heteronormative boy - no shame in that, sir, it's not your fault.

Now this is what the older generations called a Pikachu - it is some sort of electric rat and a symbol of surprise, or that's what some almost forgotten memes tend to show. And this is a Vaporeon, it was a common fertility deity in the pre-AI times, according to ancient copypastas.

Hmm okay and please tell who would be the Primarch of the Sons of Horus then?

Are they called the Sons of Magnus? Or the Sons of Fulgrim? ~~Or the Luna Wolves?~~ I don't think so.

SG-6, you will assist SG-1 by buying the Capri Suns at the vending machine. Take this $5 bill.

All SG-6 members were KIA

"Fishberry" what the fuck, but also astoundingly correct

Pathetic electoral scores. Someone needs an inspiring great leader

Oi the good old wife-beater not good enough for Little Lord Fauntleroy over there? Your Majesty would like some Champagne or some Port? Would a glass of this excellent Bordeaux be more palatable to your delicate taste? What about a pint of Thames Water's best drinking water?

Fair enough for a Tuesday business lunch but a bit light for a Friday evening. Gonna ~~beat that wife~~ pump up these numbers 💪

~~Are you a southerner by any chance?~~ Do you call it a bap, a roll? I've heard it called 'the spoons' when I was in Manchester (I'm French though, sorry about it. Proof: 'squiwwel')

That's a good story! But you know who's got a better story? Bran the legless.

Too soon?

Hey comrade-citizen! I can't help but notice you are about to use the red pen! Just a note: there is no ink left in it! You should have notified the authorities of your vote 6 years ago! Not to worry though, you can ask the secret police officer in plain clothes over there for a replacement cartridge. He will gladly deliver it to you at the back of the building, against the wall. Don't forget to declare all your family members to him, too! Have a good last day. Before tomorrow I mean.

nix 101 would have been CInix anyway...

Good nerds know their roman numerals