doug

Have YOU seen him pee? I just think if he wants to prove he’s not a robot, we need to see his piss.

I wonder if Russia knew their US plant would be so obvious that leaders would stop feeding the US intelligence.

Different strokes for different folks I know, but to me it’s just a cocktail of stress with nothing to show for it but souvenirs and memories that are too expensive to revisit.

Anytime I see him doing that fucking dance I just think of the end of Hereditary.

my spouse uses it on me whenever they want something ‘cause I’m a people-pleaser and that voice melts my heart into doing whatever favor they’re asking.

Buddy if something’s coming down your throat it ain’t me or my agenda. Have you tried not sucking dicks?

…what’s with the gun? is that what your throat’s been doing? ow! buddy the bullets hurt! stop it!

The only silver lining I can think of to being forbidden to retire is the fact that a forced schedule and activity of something to do will at least keep my mind engaged and force me out of bed.

Left to my own devices, if I had nothing but time and money, I would be bored out of my gourd and depressed.

And no I wouldn’t travel; I am a hermit. If it wasn’t for my spouse I wouldn’t go anywhere.

Ah snap, these are mass produced? Fooled me.

I kickstarted this, played it for 10 minutes, got my ass kicked by some wolves, and never played it again. I need to retry.

“Come clean” in this context means “go sober.” They are all refusing to go sober.

Did the drag shows you attend have something more dangerous than guns?

Doesn't matter, no war but class war.

The primary adjective/insult to focus on is them being a fascist; the moment you pull any other, non-related adjective into the insult, they give themselves permission to ignore you.

Fuck fascist assholes, fuck the upper class, no matter the demographic.