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[–] doug@lemmy.today 134 points 1 month ago (16 children)

As much as I enjoyed Idiocracy when it came out, I wish its proposed answer/crux of the issue wasn’t “smart people should have kids” and instead focused on educating the ones that are already here/brought into this world.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 18 points 1 month ago

Once they’ve deemed there’s enough professional journalists disbanded to start getting dirty.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 15 points 1 month ago

Strange how it went down without much resistance.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 21 points 1 month ago

I’ll hop on this!

[–] doug@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

I mean when even the NY Post gets shot, I don’t think there’s a question about it.

Frankly I’m surprised they haven’t resorted to the scramblers they had out at the Dakota access pipeline.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.

It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.

The roommates situation on the other hand?…

Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge

Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?

Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch

[–] doug@lemmy.today 24 points 1 month ago (3 children)

We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?

[–] doug@lemmy.today 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A chunk of my savings is going to be spent celebrating the day this guy fucking dies.

[–] doug@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I animated so many flipbooks in middle school on HyperCard. Rest in peace, buddy 🫡

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