Once they’ve deemed there’s enough professional journalists disbanded to start getting dirty.
Strange how it went down without much resistance.
I’ll hop on this!
I mean when even the NY Post gets shot, I don’t think there’s a question about it.
Frankly I’m surprised they haven’t resorted to the scramblers they had out at the Dakota access pipeline.
I’m gonna be honest with ya; housing prices have gotten completely incompatible with my gambling addiction, pair that with streaming services having no interest in my pitch to have pre-recorded clown interludes between cartoon episodes, and you’ve got this: the only affordable place someone like me can live, the sewers.
It ain’t so bad. Years of wearing a rubber nose has sealed my nostrils shut, so I don’t mind the smell.
The roommates situation on the other hand?…
Geraldo Riviera eats a rat from the fridge
Hey! Hands off my lunch! Geraldo? Shouldn’t you be on Fox?
Geraldo: yes, but their craft services just doesn’t compare to the real thing.
I don’t do balloons anymore, kid. Penny’s got a new latex allergy he doesn’t want to make worse than it already is. scratch scratch
We all uh…somethin’… down here, look, kid, just let me bite your arm off, OK?
A chunk of my savings is going to be spent celebrating the day this guy fucking dies.
I animated so many flipbooks in middle school on HyperCard. Rest in peace, buddy 🫡
As much as I enjoyed Idiocracy when it came out, I wish its proposed answer/crux of the issue wasn’t “smart people should have kids” and instead focused on educating the ones that are already here/brought into this world.