dontpanic

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[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Cats can sense the time vortex from within the tardis blanket, I think.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 4 months ago

Doubtful but it seems like it could be a statement in and of itself.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Can I make my own out of the bulletproof backpacks they market for kids?

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 months ago

Right? What is it that his ilk is always saying… if you don’t like it here, leave?

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 4 months ago (3 children)

We need living wages not prion disease.

Maybe just a nibble, as a treat.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 4 months ago

Honestly you don’t really want them to set much fruit when they’re little. Better to put all its energy into getting big and strong first.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

(but for those curious scrollers it’s dishes sink machine)

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

🎶 guy love, that’s all it is 🎶

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

It’s ok I have a spare you can borrow :)

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 6 months ago

I hate you both and I just lost

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

To be fair, the article doesn’t give his party affiliation and if you’re just scrollin’ on by this sounds like it could easily be from a RWNJ who believes masturbation and sex for funsies are sins and the bible should be law. Wikipedia says he’s a dem; I know nothing about him but the quote from him doesn’t read to me as ‘every sperm is sacred.’ Then again it is Mississippi so before reading the actual bill I was only 51% sure it was satire.

[–] dontpanic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 months ago

We’re apes actually.

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