What do when gf say she pargenant
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“XcQ, LINK STAYS BLUE!” 😁
😂 bingo!
That’s quite the jedroom.
You all got Rick-rolled btw
When I pause my rpg (DQ3 2DHD, which doesn’t have a standard pause screen) to go do something, and I’ve left my group in front of a item vendor, so in the game, they’re just standing there for 30 minutes awkwardly in front of the vendor.
“Player just walk away from the console?”
“Sigh, yeah, asshole does it all the time. We’re just lucky we’re in town this time.”
“Fucking hell, player must’ve left you in some bad places, I’d imagine.”
“Side of a mountain once. For two fucking hours, in the middle of the night, in these clothes. That silk robe the priestess is wearing doesn’t do shit for mountain-side nighttime temperatures, goddammit! … Oh thank fuck, they're back. See you later, potion seller.”
~(I’m the captain of the USS Callister, btw.)~
Mount Paedmore.
This is tiktok after all, so yes, they fully believe they’re the very first to discover agriculture, and no, no one else has yet. It’s so cool to be them, according to them.
Okay, sure, but how many quectoseconds are in one year? Fully expressed, no SI, thanks.
Fuck yeah, Scotland! Give the cheese dick pedophile both fuckin barrels and a combat reload!
Being omniscient and familiar with astrophysics (dude did whip up an entire planet and ecosystem in under a week), Y-man knew they were never going to make it past 40k feet let alone the fucking Kármán line, but dude still had a shitfit and crashed out, ostensibly creating (at least the genesis of) the earth’s languages, but more pointedly tried to stop the people from doing what he already knew they’d never be able to accomplish.
Got it.